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grit ball

The act of taking a large iron cast pan full of hot grits and dumping it on someone's head and then hitting them with the pan.
The angry wife played grit ball with her husband's head.
by cameltoe360 March 29, 2008
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Hero Ball

A style of basketball played by a person with average or mediocre talent who nonetheless believes he is the second coming of Michael Jordan. It involves lots of ball-hogging, mindless spinning and jumping, and taking a bunch of highly contested fadeaway jumpers that almost never go in.
Oh great, looks like fat Lenny has decided to play hero ball now that he's in the game.
by hoosiermoron86 October 20, 2012
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vinegar balls

The odor a man's balls possess after two days of running and not showering.
When I got in the shower I rubbed my hand on my bonch, inhaled deeply, and took delight in my vinegar balls.
by El Poopo June 11, 2006
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Hot Balls

An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229
From the Post-fight Interview:

Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"

Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)

Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
by PerfectRomanGod November 1, 2018
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Sussy Balls

Sussy Balls is when your balls start vibrating when you hear edm music or joe biden talking. If you have Sussy Balls you are most likely gay and/or a fart smella.
Joe Biden: Why are your balls dancing like that?
You: I have Sussy Balls Mr. Biden.
by vudpuk June 30, 2021
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call the ball

Commit to a course of action; make a final decision about a course of action. Derived from U.S. Navy terminology for a naval aviator confirming he has the optical landing aids in sight prior to landing on an aircraft carrier.
Famously used during the movie "Top Gun". Flight Control: "Maverick, you're at 3/4 of a mile. Call the ball." Maverick: "Roger. Maverick has the ball."
by jab3rd December 8, 2013
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Ground Ball

A drunk chick who should be easy to bag.
I'm going for that ground ball over there. I hope I don't Bill Buckner it.
by Jay Knockers February 10, 2009
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