baldersnatch

an ageing woman's vagina

not as young as she used to be, she looked down at her baldersnatch and reminisced of the fuller-haired snatch of her youth.

by total_wino April 5, 2010

free badger

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.

TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free

Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!

by JBF March 13, 2005

Brown Badger

a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.

hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.

by Darklanky February 10, 2009

Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009

honey badger

A woman who hasn't been brainwashed by the cult of feminism. She recognizes that men are not a group of evil oppressors, but are rather a group who, like women, are exploited by the real enemy, the wealthy elites. She helps spread awareness of the issues men face under both traditionalism and feminism.

The honey badgers' activism is important to the well-being of men today.

by RandomAnonymouseUD January 27, 2020

Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.

by PeteJ December 9, 2008

Banderbating

When every band member (in a musical band) masterbates EACH OTHER, not ones self.

Boys, we did a lot of Banderbating last night.

by kissintherain3x January 25, 2008