blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean

After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing

by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004

ass backwards

ssa.

And this definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

Ass backwards spells ssA.

by Jan-Peter Balkenende August 1, 2005

Backwards slide

A sexual position in which the penis is lubricated and inserted in the vagina as it is in "doggie style," but with the male lying down and the female astride, facing away, in the upright position. The up-and-down motion is done in a sliding manner, with the clitoris being stimulated from the "under" side.

"Okay, baby, now let's try a backwards slide."

by The Doctor November 7, 2004

backload

to take a few drinks at a pub, and come back home and drink heavily so as to avoid huge pub expenses.

He never gets drunk at pubs because he has made it a point to backload at home.

by uttam maharjan June 26, 2010

backyardigans

A children's show played on nickelodeon that makes a very sorry attempt at creating an image of equal representation for negroes, mexican'ts, and homo's.

Obama loves teaching young kids to watch the Backyardigans!...for obvious reasons.

by Tio Tony December 20, 2008

Backyard Wack

Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.

I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

backyard creeper

A strain of cannabis that is attributed by its high creeping up on you and then hitting like a brick wall.

Characteristics of this weed are:
Distinctive red hairs
A potent smell when smoked

Dude...I took a sick rip of this backyard creeper off Kyle's bong.

by Adam Michealson March 29, 2007