burnt burrito 

A kid who is half black, half mexican.

Chris is a burnt burrito, his mom is Mexican and his dad is Black.

burnt burrito by deucey October 24, 2006

Bean Burrito 

A bus full of Mexicans

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!

Bean Burrito by J_awesome May 21, 2011

Microwaveable Burrito 

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.

Microwaveable Burrito by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009

too much guac in the burrito 

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

too much guac in the burrito by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

Dick Burrito 

The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus

I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her

Dick Burrito by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011

flying burrito 

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

flying burrito by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

Southern Cheese burrito 

The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.

Southern Cheese burrito by The Meat Train May 3, 2009