Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.
Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.
by Dirty bastard September 03, 2023
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Beauty and the Breast

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.
If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.
by QuacksO May 27, 2019
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dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.
by veganeater December 10, 2017
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dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017
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breast wearer

Term for female breast or female appearing breast of an individual identifying as Nonbinary and/or GenderQueer.
That shirt doesn't look bad on me, even though I am a breast wearer.
by Kink & Poly February 23, 2022
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Mr. Breast

A derogatory term for that one guy that everyone on the internet loved, but now everyone hates with a passion.
Guy 1: "Hey did the hear about the new Mr. Breast allegations?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I really couldn't care less."
Guy 1: "Fair. Wanna go make out while browsing Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2: "hell yeah"
by i love my cats December 02, 2024
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