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boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you
by davecyberd January 8, 2011
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Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.
After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.
by yummyza January 3, 2007
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Boilermaker

When you have sex with someone that is more than 10 years your senior. However the definition esp. applys generaly to the under 20s who root women over the age of 30.

Kinda the same as having sex with Stiflers Mum. But then, that would be called "having sex with Stiflers Mum" wouldnt it.
Bob who is 19 : "Whoa, Sam you got with that old bird last night didnt you?"

Sam (also 19): "Sure did and she was one hot Milf"

Bob : "Well dude welcome to the Boilermaker Club"
by Pishnagambo December 26, 2005
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soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
by HamletPie July 19, 2011
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boilin the bunny

Derived from the movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close stalks Michael Douglas and boils his daughter's pet bunny when he refuses to return her calls.

A situation where you have a stalker boyfriend or girlfriend.

A state of mind when your boyfriend or girlfriend won't return you calls, emails or texts.
Man, that girl is totally boilin the bunny crazy.

That dude went all boilin the bunny on me after one date.

I swear I'm gonna go all boilin the bunny if he doesn't text me back.

insane crazy lunatic stalker predator
by crisseypoo April 22, 2010
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boiling water challenge

The challenge where you pour scalding hot water all over your body
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016
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Boiled

Getting so roasted, so massively destroyed, that your blood boils and you melt from the inside out.
Bro, she boiled you so good!
by Biogroup5 May 5, 2017
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