Blaster Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.

Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.
Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.
by kk5dire April 04, 2021
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Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
by Nosidam December 17, 2017
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New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
by Senutobi January 01, 2021
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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi January 01, 2021
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Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 04, 2021
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Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
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master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.
P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.
by masterblastin August 20, 2021
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