Blast Fuck

To fuck a man/woman/object to the rhythm of a death metal blast beat.

Yo, I totally blast fucked this slut to Cannibal Corpse last night!

by The Son of Leeds July 26, 2011

cashew blast

A swift kick in the nuts

< Hey, have you ever had a Cashew Blast?
> No, what's that?
< *kicks you in the nuts
> Ow, my balls!!!

by terriblest April 12, 2011

paul blart

A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods

Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!

by funky kong 411 October 17, 2019

And the BAFTA goes to...

1. A term used in place of "cut," on the set of the television sit-com "Spaced" to indicate that a take was absolutely perfect and that it was deserving of a BAFTA (British Association of Film and Televison Actors) award.

2. If someone is being an absolute drama llama and or is clearly lying about how much they care about a subject one might reply, "and the BAFTA goes to"

similar to saying, "and the academy award for best bullshit performance."

1.)Mark Heap: "DANCE, DANCE FOR ME COLLIN. HAHAHAHAHA!"
Edgar Wright: "And the BAFTA goes to..."

2.)"And then *sob* he told me if I ever *sniff* told anyone that he'd cut of my *waah!* head!"

"And the BAFTA goes to..."

by Chuck Chuck Razool November 3, 2008

Heath Arctic Blast

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.

by BertsMoM July 25, 2009

booty blast

hard core anal sex

you like it in the ass huh? Get ready for the booty blast.

by marc May 5, 2003

Blafrican

1) Derogatory term used to refer to a 'fresh-off-the-boat' African dressed in full African clothing who somehow found themselves walking around a shopping centre in Northern England. They look lost and speak in what resembles French with a very strong accent. Characteristically loud and impatient but pleasantly scented with cocoa butter.

2) A term for a Black African, used in conversations where you need to distinguish from white Africans previously mentioned.

"What was that woman saying to you?"
"Don't know, (she was) Blafrican"

"Was he South African?"
"No, proper Blafrican"

by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009