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A group of people who are the oddballs, the black sheeps, the troublemakers, the ones who laugh at the world as it burns. However, despite the joy they receive from laughing at others despair, they will always have each others backs. Once a person has infiltrated their tight-knit group, they will forever be part of the bird friend family - wether they like it or not (even if they don't like you, you'll live forever in their jokes. I'm looking at YOU McPeek!)
Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.
It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.
It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
I think this person is a troll, but they're so damn genuine. They must be a bird friend.
My bird friends are my best friends.
All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.
Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.
Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.
I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.
Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.
My bird friends are my best friends.
All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.
Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.
Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.
I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.
Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.
Bird Friends by We miss you Froty Fro August 28, 2017
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Ceiling Bird
(Noun.) A constantly chirping(hence why they are birds,) smoke detector which is usually mounted on the ceiling, perhaps unbeknownst to its owner that it is indeed in need of a new battery.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
*beep*...*beep*...*beep*
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
Ceiling Bird by nightbang September 1, 2023
Killing Two Stones With One Bird
Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
Killing Two Stones With One Bird by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
early bird gets the wood on
(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017
Birdemic
One of the "Unholy Pentagon" of the film industry, the others being Troll 2, The Room, Twilight, and Manos: The Hands of Fate. It is, quite literally, the worst movie ever made. YouTube movies and high school film projects from 10 years ago have better cinematography, sound editing, acting, and CG effects than Birdemic.
Whenever I make a wrong turn in life, I watch Birdemic to cheer myself up. It makes me happy to see other people fail even harder than myself.
Birdemic by Captain Dick Awesome December 19, 2011