nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

The Batman Effect

The mysterious phenomenon when everyone gets a boner or a lady boner while watching a Batman movie.

Guy 1: The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Guy 2: Yeah I had a raging boner the whole movie.
Guy 1: I see that the Batman Effect worked on you too.

by icanhasnachos September 27, 2011

let's ride Batman

a phrase used when leaving which is meant to inform those you are taking home of your departure

Andy: "Am I taking you home?"
Randy: "Yeah, I need a ride."
Andy: "Alright, let's ride Batman."

by robinridesbitch January 4, 2009

Batman

1.) verb: to disappear into nothingness when by all rights you should have seen them leave.
2.) expression: after someone disappears as above, you say it

1.) Where'd Larry go? He Batmanned on us. He totally pulled a Batman
2.) Where'd Larry go? Whoah... Batman

by James Dean December 5, 2004

Batman

Means Cool, The universal word for Cool!
it is used in every language around the world!

example 1
Guy 1: Have you heard this new song? its so Batman!
Guy 2: I heard it yesterday, its pretty Batman

example 2
Girl 1: That guy seemed like a bit of a looser
Girl 2: He is so not Batman!

by a batman guy December 15, 2010

Baltimore cut

A style of circumcision apparently popular amongst Baltimore pedatrician's at Johns Hopkins University Hospital where a lesser amount of skin is cut from a boy's penis than in a normal circumcision, resulting in a penis that is halfway between 'cut' and 'uncut'

Darnell. You sho' got lots extra skin down there man! Looks like you got a Baltimore cut

by b'more-bender August 11, 2008

Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.

Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!

by HyenaButt November 14, 2011