biting my thumb

The texting equivalent if biting ones tongue. Or not saying or texting something you are aching to express.

I'm biting my thumb in response to the a-holes post about being so f'n hot

by The Rowdy Old Man February 10, 2010

biting my hair

when someone is annoying you and you are sick of there bs

girl 1-come on lets go
girl 2- will u just shut up, omg ur biting my hair!

by hudaklabesh March 29, 2009

Bating Hoop

Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.

Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.

Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution

Jeff: Dude! I'd bate her hoop all day.

Kevin:You like Bating Hoop!:O

by hoopbater2k10 April 25, 2010

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

baitin'

Masturbating during an IDF attack in Afghanistan.

When the supervisor came to Joey's room to make sure he hadn't been blown up by the IDF, Joey said "Go away! I'm baitin'!"

by Trannysoreass Sex January 8, 2012

basting

The act of covering your hand in human sweat and rubing it over someone

by lee & Marc May 17, 2003