The most gorgeous girl in the whole world. She has the kindest heart but is a bitch if you hurt her, or someone she loves. She is rude to her close friends as a joke and they love her for it. She is unsure about her sexuality. She is loyal, she will never leave your side if you get on her good side. And forever hate you if you get on her bad side. She has many female friends but very few male friends. She is so smart and knows so much but is afraid to answer things in class because she doesn't believe in herself. She has been through so much, but you would never tell with her bubbly and energetic personality. She will be rich and famous one day. She has brown hair and a face more beautiful than anything. her body is perfect, yet she is so insecure. You are so lucky if you know and Azaria.
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