Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010

animal rights

1. Someone who judges people based on names alone, immediately assuming someone with a name like “Billy-Bob” must be stupid. Also preaches a stereotypical and irrational hatred of southern society, often describing them as “ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change“. It is very possibly they promote other discrimination as well.

2. A movement to make the act of kicking punishable by death, as it is apparently as offensive as murder to them.

3. A movement to stop the trading of dogs in hopes that they will crap inside the homes of their owners, bringing disease into their homes, and cause a massive plague upon humanity.

NORMAL PERSON: High, my name is billy-bob. I just got my PhD and am on the brink of curing cancer.

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Why don’t you drop another hydrogen bomb on the rain forest you stupid F*cking red neck!

BILLY-BOB: I can’t help it if this is what I was named! It’d be disrespectful to my parents to change my name.

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Animals are dieing! You’ve murdered and tortured millions! I alone am clean of sin! (Stabs Billy-Bob)

BILLY-BOB: You’re a psychopath! Someone call the police!

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Don’t try to silence us! This is just social evolution! WE ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

by Glorg June 11, 2006

animal rights

The Majority of people are okay, but as with all organisations, has a few idiots. people who did up the dead relations of animal lab owners and the like.

Often take things too far, and can't see other peoples point of view, or that foxes are NOT, i repeat NOT cuddly little creatures!

Farmer:- I shot a fox the other day. it was killing my chickens, which are free range, and not for eating

animal rights activist:-you b@stard!!how could you kill cute little mr foxy-woxy!you'll burn in hell!!

Farmer:-???huh?

by jonny earl April 17, 2008

animal solid

an animals butthole we call it solid cuz it looks like a brown dark space hole...

dam,that animal solid looks tasty!!

by deer hunter 3 July 31, 2006

Animal-Style Blow Job

Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.

Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.

"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"

"Yup..."

by Yung Phil July 29, 2012

making animal noises

The act of boning, fucking, having sex, doing the business, pounding, bumping uglies, making babies, ect. Used by Ricky Bobby in the movie Talladega Nights.

Ricky : Are we about to get it on?
Girl : Yeh (Makes a growling noise)
Ricky : Nobody look, were about to start making animal noises!

by south5192 December 2, 2009

spirt animal

is someone that has a high spirt, with an exotic personality. Also most people that are defined as a spirt animals have a crazy personality and always have a lot of energy. They always seem to have a lot to say and will always talk, they also will say how they feel without thinking. They normally never seem like anything phases them. Spirt animals are the best kinds of people.

Oh my gosh Sammy is such a spirt animal, she's always crazy.

by kitlyn mayer November 26, 2016