A man with a weird body
by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021
Get the axe hand morganmug. Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Meat axemug. 1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024
Get the Careful with that axe Eugene!mug. 
The act of committing various unscrupulous acts of sexual assault against multiple partners, usually against women, then promptly gaslighting them into blaming themselves in order to stay with you.
“Hey, I heard you lost the baby, I’m so sorry,”
“Yeah, Dillon went Ax Mode and pushed me down the stairs.”
“Yeah, Dillon went Ax Mode and pushed me down the stairs.”
by LateNightJester August 11, 2025
Get the Ax Modemug. 
Get the Ax Woundemug. He's a guy you want around you and a soul that is damaged and wants to be around people all the time. He is just one of those people that can change your day and fuck it up at the same time. He makes all the women around him feel affection towards him. Hes the perfect guy...
Guy #1: YOOOO WHOS THAT GUY OVER THERE
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...
by Aquarius1 May 6, 2021
Get the Axmug.