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awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.
I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.
by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009
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Awkward turtle dive

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008
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awkward salmon

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio
dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon
by dugout October 5, 2010
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awkward flush

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.
Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.
by MrNevermore September 26, 2007
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Awkward Gearshift

The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"
Austin: Hey man, pound it.

Joe: Alright *extends fist*

Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT
by DLBlast May 12, 2009
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awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009
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awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.
"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*
by TheBald February 18, 2011
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