We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
by richkid98 August 13, 2018
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by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
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A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023
Get the Satirical Joke Assassin mug.It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
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Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release mug.> A cursed pasta-powered assassin feared in all of Pastaroma. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move: Mamma Mia Massacre.
Don't mess with him- he is Spaghettino il Assasino
by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025
Get the Spaghettino il Assasino mug.A cursed pasta- powered assasin feared in all of Pastaroma village. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move : Mamma Mia Massacre
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