Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 24, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 25, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 26, 2023

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Mafuyu Asahina

The worst character in Project sekai

Person 1: whos your least favourite character in Project sekai?

Person 2: Mafuyu Asahina

Person 1: cool

by ControversialPerson June 22, 2024

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.

A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025