Art Attack

Inspired by the memorable catch-phrase of the presenter of UK children's TV program "Art Attack", Neil Buchanan. Upon demonstrating to the viewer a simple but satisfying art technique, he would enthusiastically advocate that the viewer "Try it yourself!"

This becomes the basis for the female response to being superman that hoe'd, robocop'd, or spiderman'd. If a man ejaculates onto the woman's body in a way she finds unacceptable, for example, in her hair or nose, she scrapes the ejaculate off herself, into the palm of her hand, before slapping the man in the face, whilst shouting "Try it yourself!"

An emerging favourite amongst the young women of today.

"This bastard came in my eye last night! I had cum all over my face!"

"Why didn't you Art Attack him?"

by Nui Nutticha Maungpo April 9, 2008

art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

Art Fuckery

Someone who defiles the meaning of art with their trendy and/or hipster bullshit.

The scene kid's art show composed of facebook pictures and glitter was art fuckery.

by confuzed1 December 7, 2010

art gallery

Where Japanese teenagers go to make out.

The equivalent of the American "make out point."

Japanese female student: "I've got two tickets to the art gallery."

Japanese male student to himself: "SWEET!"

by MeadXKing February 23, 2008

Art film

A film consisting of random images and music combined with a stream of concioussness narration.

A one hit wonder.

A meaningless piece of "arty" art.

He expressed his inner feelings in the art film.

"Stacy's Mom" was a real art film.

Did "The Gates" have any purpose, or was is just an art film?

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

by thaoriginal March 18, 2005

crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.

Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."

by seanfiend13 September 16, 2008