Texas Face

Brady/Pinhead Larry lookin face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.

by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016

texas snowplow

banging a girl on all fours then kicking her arms out from underneath her causing her to get rug burns on her forehead.

My ho has rug burns on her forehead cause I was showing her the texas snowplow.

by dizzzog April 17, 2006

eastland texas

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.

Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.

by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

by RexGibson August 16, 2006

nacogdoches texas

Fucking boring ass town. Everyone claims there real though most aren't. Over ran by methheads and dealers. The oldest town in Texas is about the only thing worth mentioning honestly. One street is rich take one turn your in the projects. Commonly known as Nasty Nac, Nacognowhere, Niggogdoches, Crackogdoches, Etc. Pretty much the slums or Puts if Hell. They say once here you can't leave without returning for good one day.

Nacogdoches Texas is a fucking waste of map space!

by NacogManiac December 26, 2016

Texas Tornado

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!

Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;

by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014

Ferris, Texas

A small town just outside of Dallas thats used as breeding grounds for moronic, redneck wannabees.

Cory: Hey Bo, you're acting like you're from Ferris, Texas again.
Bo: At least I'm not a one trick pony!

by Mr Floater September 12, 2013