Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.

When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.

by featheredserpent March 31, 2025

Awe

An exclamation used when the user finds something cute.

Awe! Look at that puppy! He's going crazy!

by Gifflebunk June 30, 2020

aw shiggles

Basically like aw shucks but shiggles for shits and giggles

Aw shiggles, I messed up.

by OG Silly Billy April 20, 2024

AWFULS

Angry White Female Ugly Leftists. Coined by cartoonist Scott Adams

The awfuls were protesting today at the Capital.

by anonymous January 31, 2024

Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.

Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit

by rtl1984 March 23, 2025

AWS

Assholes Wreaking Seattle

Hey works for AWS.. so he is an asshole

by Sangpa August 21, 2019

Awful

Awful means something terrible, bad, or unpleasant.

Girl: "It smells awful in here! Can someone open a window?"
Boy: "Sure!"

by anonymous May 3, 2021