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austintisum

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.
Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.
by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018
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austin fox

A usually retarded child that looks a lot like a Playmobile and like Sid from the Toy Story. He is not funny at all and smells like a black monkey lookin' ass.
Yo, Austin Fox told a joke last night and it was absolute shit!
by Its_Kobie July 13, 2018
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Austin Tremblay

A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.
Watch out kids! There´s a wild Austin Tremblay!
by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018
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Austin Gouker

Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.
Austin Gouker is so hot!
by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018
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Austin’s really sus tent

It’s on its on level from Austin’s sus Tent this time he likes Erin and she gave him blue balls before so when she goes into the tent this time he’s doing anal
Erin: not anal in the Austin’s really sus tent
Austin: u gave me blue balls bitch
by Meazar November 28, 2018
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Austin Dickens

The boy who makes his truck soo big to substitute for his little dick who packs fattys then takes a 12 inch penis up his ass yea I know him
Austin Dickens the kid who can do what he wants in school cause he is a grandmas boi
by Uncle jim bean December 15, 2018
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Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets
me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”
by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
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