Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.

Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.

by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025

Adult

Anyone fully capable of making their own choices and bearing full responsiblity for they're actions unlike kids needing a guardian to decide and can't be held at a same level of responsibility.

Jill & Hal, You are not adults. It doesn't matter that you are 40 years older than me, you have no capability of focusing like me. I can control my attention. I'm an adult.

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum

Yo I did a dirty adult
Atta boy

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Paradox of the responsible adult

"Paradox of the responsible adult":
advocate or companion says exactly same as patient: former listened to, latter barely acknowledged/too articulate to need help or support.

Suddenly begins to feel like invalidated, ignored, infantilised,or spoken-at by professionals - irrespective of needs, urgency, complexity, education, age, or life experience.

Always the same issue with advocacy and experiencing same 'paradox of the responsible adult', no matter how old or educated.

by Bane Defiance December 18, 2022

Adults-in-pajama-bottoms

An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.

(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.

Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!

by technowatermelon July 2, 2023