Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013

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sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing

by madelynforwhat December 31, 2021

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Sammy G

A pretty cool dude. Likes ducks. A little too much. He can beat Guy Fieri in a race any day. He likes to do things most people would think are a little bonkers. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever know and boy does his Buddy the Elf expression make people laugh.

You see that guy over there standing in the fountain? He’s acting like a real Sammy G.

Sammy G is President of the United States!! Isn’t that just so cool??

by TheBestSammyG February 16, 2023

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meat flap sammy

The only good thing you can get at arbys

"Can I get a meat flap sammy make it RACIST"
"Make that meat flap sammy cream a little"
"A Meat Flap Sammy extra STANK"

by Goreditto-Sama September 16, 2021

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Sammy Salabular

A lost Spongebob Squarepants episode, which is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a worker from Nickelodeon who was murdered by Nickelodeon. It is said that the reason he was killed was because he found out Nick was hipnotizing children

Sammy Salabular is very scary

by A134.00 June 06, 2019

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