by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023
Get the goober snatchmug. Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
Get the Goober Beatersmug. An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023
Get the Goobermug. 
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
Get the goobermug. A small man in a suit and tie.
by LittelGoober September 8, 2020
Get the Goobermug. Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021
Get the Coochie goobermug.