Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
Get the Goober Beatersmug. by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023
Get the goober snatchmug. by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021
Get the Goobermug. 1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life
2. Cabby from inanimate insanity
2. Cabby from inanimate insanity
1.
A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”
2.
A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”
A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”
2.
A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
Get the Silly little goobermug. by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014
Get the gouche goobermug. Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
Get the Goobermug. (A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
Get the Goobermug.