wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 4, 2020

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

wet chops

Another name for a vagina

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!

by Greymouth536 June 15, 2011

wet bourbon

when they shit in a glass and dunk it on yo chest, during sex.

''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''

by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017