used tampon

the penis of a fornicator

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever

Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022