bussy squirrel

A bussy squirrel is a classification of a person. Typically a person with brown hair and brown eyes and Mannerisms of a squirrel or rodent. A person cannot chose to be or not be a bussy squirrel they are simply born that way. It has nothing to do with bussys or squirrels, the word combination describes these kind of people. There is nothing wrong with being a bussy squirrel it’s just what they are.

That person over there is a bussy squirrel

by Dixie norm us October 16, 2021

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

by Deadly44 September 26, 2020

Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

by laresistance August 25, 2014

Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021

Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.

Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.

by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010