Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

mug the cup

Mug the cup, A mug/cup used by people who speak alecinese or leclecnese.

amola: aleci wanna lag robloccity with mug the cup

aleci:eys

aleci starts spamming cups on ground and whole server starts getting lag spikes.

by amola November 10, 2020

Mug face

Typically used for when someone is being an absolute mug

"Fuck sake Jefferson! Don't leave the fridge door open, you mug face"

by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020

Shister mug

Someone who’s a bullshitter and is full of themselves all the time. But doesn’t realise they are so full of themselves

Pheobe is such a shister mug. She does this to me all the time I hate it.

by Jaja3 September 9, 2018

Genital Mugging

The sexual violation of an inebriated gentlemen by an unscrupulous woman.

I was there, just hanging out at my local bar, when this ugly bitch tried to buy me a drink. I'm pretty sure she wanted to give me a mean genital mugging.

by Meatlocker7897 May 6, 2011

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

dragon mug

referring to someone who is not pretty to look at. someone who is totally unattractive in the face.

"i hate that bitch. if she says one more thing, i'll punch her dead in that dragon mug."

by EllechicXOXO May 10, 2010