hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Gym

An enormous orgasm for middle schoolers

Dude we are playing dodgeball at the orgy today at gym

by SkeetSkeet Quail April 15, 2019

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

Gym LAD

A huge man that goes to the gym such as Clarke or Ben

What is a gym lad? Who is a gym lad?

Ben and Clarke and gym lads

by BetterGymSleaford June 1, 2019

Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment

I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.

by Canton town August 5, 2019

Gym lad

Jake Clarke

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.

by the75thpotus September 7, 2019

After gym smile

It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.

Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.

by U5eriou5 September 19, 2019