Skip to main content

Flat 7

A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.

Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.

Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.

Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.

Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.

Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.

Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪

Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Everyone in life is a member of flat 7, which person are you??
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
mugGet the Flat 7 mug.

Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.
Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack
by Deepandhard December 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Stack mug.

flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.
bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!
by YukioKoito January 1, 2022
mugGet the flat rat mug.

No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.
by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017
mugGet the No time flat mug.

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
mugGet the I'm Flat mug.

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner
"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"
by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
mugGet the Flat white mug.

Flat as a board

Elise is flat as a board
by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021
mugGet the Flat as a board mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email