Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023
Get the trucker candymug. Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017
Get the candy shankmug. The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.
by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010
Get the Candy Poddingmug. A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
by St0rmrider November 1, 2017
Get the candy taxmug. by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
Get the rooster candymug. by BIGCANDY 25 December 18, 2016
Get the big candymug. You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
by Bretsus December 7, 2011
Get the Candy Canusmug.