Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.
After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!
by DustyBrown September 07, 2013
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rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass
by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
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closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person
Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.
by chickenbiscuit3000 July 06, 2010
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car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!
by Laine La Vain March 12, 2011
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booth candy

Hot young women who companies get to hang out in their booths at trade shows in order to bring in more interest. They may work for the company (usually in sales or marketing) or may be hired professional models.
Whoa! Check out the booth candy at the end of aisle 9. I think I need to learn more about widgets ...
by Sheot March 14, 2016
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candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.
by St0rmrider November 01, 2017
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Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.
Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding
by TheBlanketMonster January 07, 2010
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