a midget who has a massive cock.
by daddyjakey September 29, 2022

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.
She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.
by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019

An Australian male, usually with limited education, who is loud and obnoxious at all times.
A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.
A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.
by 10lo October 9, 2022

Your car
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

by Deepintheshitter0 March 26, 2022
