Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

Brad Pyles

Constantly wanting to eat after every softball game. Makes it hard to get a rhythm

I'm going to brad Pyles this tournament.

by ScottMann August 13, 2017

Brad

A brad is a frat boy that drinks all the beer (preferably natural light) he thinks he’s huge and constantly screams Saturday’s are for the boys even when it’s not Saturday, he also has to wear only vineyard vines dress shirts, Patagonia, and sperrys, his father will also most definitely be a lawyer that will sue you.

Wow look at this brad over here shotgunning that beer, I hope he crashed his Jeep Wrangler he’s such a douche.

by Chris karalekas July 22, 2018

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

Brad Rockett

lil fat shit

that lil fat chubs name is ~Brad Rockett

by fatcuntbrad December 14, 2018

Brad

Brad is the strongest dude you will ever meet. He has the UTMOST respect for his sisters and ALWAYS looks out for them. If one of his MANY sisters gets a boyfriend, Brad thoroughly checks the guy over with his fists.
Brad keeps the bad guys at bay and will one day become President of the Moon.
Good job, Brad! Keep on keeping on!

Oh no, that guy is dating a Kuntray girl! He is going to get Bradded!

by KuntrayQueen December 30, 2019