The most horrifying and dangerous sex move known to humans. It involves a jet engine, two penises, the Illuminati and an exploding nuclear vagina. I will not go into details.
by Joe Mommas Ass October 22, 2011
Get the 69/11 mug.This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.
Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*
by jseidel40imajc September 23, 2008
Get the standing 69 mug.Johnny blew a big, stinky, wet fart in Julia's mouth while they were performing anal 69, and she thought it was icky.
by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011
Get the Anal 69 mug.Drinking game where two people line up on opposite sides of a ping pong table with one cup filled all the way to the top. The players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the other persons cup. If you hit the cup with the ball you have to take 2 sips out of your cup. If you make it into the cup both sides have to chug the rest of their cup and the first one to finish and then flip cup it wins.
by Ricoswag September 22, 2017
Get the Rovin 69 mug.When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.
by Mevestanning February 27, 2020
Get the Batwing 69 mug.When a dude and a bitch are having a 69 and the girl is smothering the dudes face with her pussy. Then finally he cant take it anymore and has to come up for air before placing his tongue back in her vagina and continuing to please.
Adam: Hey guys, Dana and I were having a 69 last night.
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
by dudedickingbitches69 October 2, 2011
Get the Scuba 69 mug.Person 1: Dude how was your date with Alex?
Person 2: Bitch gave me the Bite of 69!
Person 1: Cockless little bastard
Person 2: Bitch gave me the Bite of 69!
Person 1: Cockless little bastard
by Biter of 69 May 4, 2022
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