3e+18

the chances of people finding a girlfriend who uses your mum jokes

Luke: yo bro my girl broke up with me because i said "your mum"
Jack: 3e+18

by jason r roger May 5, 2022

November 18

National hug your shortest friend day

Friend: Hey why are you hugging me
You: It’s November 18

by Pickle turkey November 18, 2019

August 18

Most sexiest best ever in the whole wide world because your a Leo and Mariyah sucks so pieces suck

Leo’s are the best august 18

by Tylerisafakefriend. March 22, 2021

November 18

November 18th Is National NNN - No Nut November Achievement Meaning You Have Made It Almost Fully Passed NNN

Yoo bro is November 18
Ik have you gotten your achievement or did you fail?

by National Days ™ November 17, 2021

Court 18

Used when referring to an activity, particularly a sporting event, that has gone on much longer than originally intended i.e. quintuple overtime. Derived from the Wimbledon tennis match that was played on court 18 and lasted 11 hours and 5 minutes between Nicolas Mahut and John Isner.

This beer pong game has had so many overtimes we must be playing on court 18

by Rowdy Riley!GO GATORS! June 27, 2010

A number 18

A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.

Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.

by The Banchou June 27, 2011

October 18

Tell your crush you like them and ask them out!♥️

Person 1: “omg it’s October 18! should i tell my crush I like her and ask her out?
Person 2: “yeah, totally! today’s the day!”

by coolbuds1453 October 15, 2019