* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
by poptart pretender August 31, 2011
Get the Pop Tart Stalking mug.The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
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hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
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"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012
Get the stalk-blocking mug.The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 24, 2011
Get the Phone stalking mug.Counterterrorism codename for gangstalking really hyper game theory no touch torture figuring out how many s/ms cause with mobbing and mind control chess in you're OODA take pawn off board. Same programs different names. JTTF/partners spread false narratives "investigating" organizing mobbing/hate crime and tell everyone what to say and do and send ppl at you making tradecraft play to play you like a pawn. Tradecraft has to be secret to work so know play stupid. They have rules. Watch what you say - how you OODA, cant do something if say something, chess all planned out, put on a show for those who don't know, watch who you're talking to they could be an FBI informant, act friendly talk behind you're back, all team, awkward hold it in 10 seconds, hide all come at you same way probing reactions set up wrong one. Feds set up chess board telling everyone what say talking game switch things up on the chess board counter ie counterterrorism. Terrorism/corruption go together like strategy/tactics. Research the facts with covert terrorist operations ie conspiracy theories.
by Devin Keymer January 30, 2025
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“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”
by Sonshine October 16, 2019
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“I go city stalking with my friends, we see cops speed down roads, drunk people go home and cool cars buzz by”
“I go city stalking with my friends, we see cops speed down roads, drunk people go home and cool cars buzz by”
by IFiWasAking March 17, 2023
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