Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.
Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
by ClaireR February 26, 2025

The ratio between the size (or weight) of breasts and the level of bounce during walking or a light jog
by Pygmy Hunter June 11, 2017

This is a word that should be used to describe an event where a clever comment on a Tweet gets more likes than the original post. Sadly, this has turned into a phrase people use when they can't win an argument, and in the process of commenting only the words "ratio", they lose the ratio.
Example of a real ratio
OP (Original poster): It's ♡ NOVEMBER♡ let's see how many legends are still listening to {random song}!
Gets 10 likes
Replier: Does anyone still do this?
Gets 100 likes
The replier has just ratioed the OP.
Stupid ratio that rarely works
OP: Earth is a planet (10 likes)
Replier: Ratio!!111!!1! (0 likes)
OP (Original poster): It's ♡ NOVEMBER♡ let's see how many legends are still listening to {random song}!
Gets 10 likes
Replier: Does anyone still do this?
Gets 100 likes
The replier has just ratioed the OP.
Stupid ratio that rarely works
OP: Earth is a planet (10 likes)
Replier: Ratio!!111!!1! (0 likes)
by notaratio November 9, 2021

The definition of L+Ratio is the lowest point in somebody's argument, their secret but terrible weapon in an argument.
by Preston Gravy December 29, 2022

Willow! Stop gazing at my lips! You're such a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!
Ahggg! Stop spreading particles! Polluter of space and such! Don't be a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!
Ahggg! Stop spreading particles! Polluter of space and such! Don't be a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!
by DorksWithAttitude June 18, 2010
