'tard hook 

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

'tard hook by Joscel June 23, 2011

Tard Jar 

Beyond regarded.

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.

Tard Jar by The Sofa King March 17, 2004

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

tard muffin by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

Tard Fish 

a fish with a nose like an elephant can come out of the water but will shrivle up. So fun to play with and usually owned by Kayla Matteo! Also a tard fish can be a great friend to ANYONE! and it IS real in the waters of Japan! also is related to the retarded fish

I found a tard fish when i went to the beach in Japan.

Tard Fish by Webster Dictionary of America December 14, 2008

Tard law 

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

Tard law by MWJW September 28, 2008

tard foul 

when a person acts as such a retard in life.

Holly: Sophie tripped over that soccerball!
Coach: Tard foul, other team gets the ball.

tard foul by sottam March 7, 2009

Tard Stain 

The mess left behind from a tard after putting his hands in poo.

Check out this tard stain on the short bus window.

Tard Stain by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010