FL job

FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.

"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"

by misterlalaland April 16, 2010

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thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009

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blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

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flesh job

The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.

Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.

by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019

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strap-job

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

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