Gallon guy

A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks

Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?

Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.

by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018

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Gui

The most real person out there. Extremely gorgeous with a huge soft spot for doggos and cows. Sometimes she runs like a duckling. Sometimes she eats like one. Mess with her food and get ready to be stabbed.

Don't eat her french fries. She's a Gui.

by rocketman197 November 21, 2021

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Perfect guy/girl

Not real

Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022

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you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

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guy billie eilish

a guy goth rock star

me: that guy is a guy Billie Eilish
other guy: so what you fucker

by WMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMMWMWMW November 13, 2020

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Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

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