Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

Pooping

having phone sex with josh

Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes

by shehatesrally March 18, 2021

Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

Poop confetti

Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.

"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."

by Clickbyclick October 13, 2016

poop

also reffered to as shit it is bad tasting try cum instead

igottta poop

by cum machine8000 November 27, 2018

Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023

Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people

A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?

by bsjsjshusbebebd October 18, 2021