Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 16, 2018

Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log

Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!

by Polarbearwizard April 11, 2023

poop residue

Little flakes of poop that slide of the poop piece during the decent into the water, this process occurs during the poops time spent in the air after leaving your bum hole
Poop residue settles in high numbers of poop particles on the ceramic toilet bowl visible to the naked eye. "The stuff you need the brush for" DO NOT CONSUME

Andy left poop residue on the toilet.

by Swaggridd January 17, 2016

Gavin poop

Poop Gavin is a *ss lol he can be sweet though he is popular and has mean friends

Gavin poop

by Cutie235 February 15, 2023

Poop-scicle

The scicle of poop left over on tampon string after you wipe really good from your massive shit

I just wiped my ass so hard from my massive shit, my tampon string looked like a poop-scicle

by Rsimpson69 June 2, 2018

tasty poop

its when you eat so many jelly candies and you been drinking all night, Drank too much and puke.. it comes out as 1 lump like a poop, gives the same sensation, but it comes out your mouth and still tastes sugary sweet.. hence TASTY POOP

got so drunk last night, I ended up having a TASTY POOP

by moodfood June 12, 2023

Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c

Such Tasty Poop

by Bob IS Joe December 22, 2021