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Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022
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national chav day

national chav day is on the 1st september every year. this is the day where most chavs go out and act like they own the place.
oh god, its national chav day. stay indoors!
by summeroceanwave September 1, 2020
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Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.
Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”
by kenny_ November 27, 2017
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National No Bitches Day

National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.
by Dudebroe April 26, 2022
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Star Wars Day

Traditionally, May 4th, of any given year.
"Happy Star Wars Day"

"What the hell? Its the May the Fourth"

"Yes, and May the Fourth be with you!"
by Dave Robertshaw August 15, 2006
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three days grace

Brilliant band from Canada with a fanbloodytastic debut song.
Listen to them. Now.

Also known as 3DG.
by IceIceIceHockey March 24, 2004
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singles awareness day

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009
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