Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

dick sniffle

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.

"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"

by Thable September 26, 2015

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises

My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.

by cerntflerps December 30, 2011

Rocket Dick

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.

"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."

by C0N C0N December 21, 2008

Dick Gephardt

A congress man from Missouri, whose facial chararteristics resemble an unborn fetus.

(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!

by Z-girl January 22, 2004

Dick Sheath

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.

"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"

by JamesJames July 19, 2004

Nathan’s dick

Really really smalll

Nathan’s dick is really small

by I touch children February 18, 2019