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Magic the Gathering 

Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.
Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.
Magic the Gathering by Lvl 220 December 9, 2009
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Magic: the Gathering 

Strictly for the socially inept. Magic: The Gathering is occasionally used in conjunction with the Yorkshire word chuffing:
My mom approves of Magic: the Gathering, it keeps me away from girls.

I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.
Magic: the Gathering by mistagorilla September 20, 2008

I lost the game

Something that was only moderately entertaining in Kindergarden to begin with and which some cretins just cannot fucking give up.
A: "I lost the game! HURR"
B: "HAHAHA LOL NOW I LOST IT TOO"
A: "OH NO WE ARE LOSERS!!! BAWWWW"
B: "BAWWWWW"
A: "I AM JUST SOOOOO ADHD!!"
B: "ME TOO!"
A: "Well time to watch more Lazytown reruns!"
B: "Haha yeah we are so ~*wacky and random*~"

The Greatest Gig in the Sky

-The best song ever. Off of one of Pink Floyd's many masterpieces, "Dark Side of the Moon."

-The song that plays during the tornado when "Dark Side of the Moon" is properly synchronized with "The Wizard of Oz"
Last night, I got blazed and put on DSOTM. When
The Greatest Gig in the Sky by Ben September 29, 2003

The Goat Pen 

a small box that we put Tyler in when we see stupid commercials on television
Svein the Peevish and I put Tyler in The Goat Pen when we saw the latest Geico commercial.
The Goat Pen by M White Balls October 8, 2004

the game 

"The game" is not a lame rapper from Compton, but what people in Compton and other poor areas use as Foodstamps. Unlike in the olden days of paper foodstamps, foodstamps come in plastic to "lessen" the embarassment of getting government handouts. Also known as EBT, foodstamps is given out once a month by the government through tax payers money. "The game" is often used to buy groceries, beer, liquor and drugs. Once on the game its hard to get off the game. Term, comes from drug dealers and hustlers, since their occupation is illegal they themselves do not pay taxes from the money they make so they are eligible for "the game." True Gamers have more than one card.
"Charge it to "the game" my boy, Old E on Me"
the game by qgold187 August 19, 2007