Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023

Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.

Give me the dirty green baby boy

by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022

Green bean

He's one of the nicest people I've ever met...he's always there for me when I need him and he is such a great friend in general I'm glad I met him! He is so funny and kind, I am glad to call him my friend.

Hey have you talked to green bean yet?

by Rezesgirlfriend July 2, 2021

Tip Green

To leave tips of money.

1. I left him, a hella Tip Green.

2. A Tip Green for that woman Sir!

by Hele53 June 23, 2021

green gum

when you're making out with someone and their flem comes out and they spit it into your mouth.

we were making out and he green gummed me

by shreklives April 14, 2022

green despacito

The green variant of despacito

Dude have you listened to Green despacito? Its so much better than purple despacito

by hi1337hi August 6, 2018