cat adams

cat adams is a hitwoman on criminal minds who put spencer reid trough way too much shit but I still love her. she is played by Aubrey plaza.

did you hear about the dad and his daughter who were kidnapped?
yes I think cat adams arranged it

by Amay2478 September 15, 2020

Cats

Fluffy footed animal

Hey look there's fluffy footed cats over there

by Fluffy footed chicken September 19, 2020

Cat

Young little dolphins that have evolved into baby turtles with skinny buttholes

I threw my cat in the deep fryer

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Cat

a substance that flows freely but is of constant volume, having a consistency like that of water or oil.

"cats are Liquid."

by scientist 101 September 21, 2020

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

Watermelon Cat

She's an 8ft tall, red cat that smells, and is watermelon! Her one true love is Nawnii, and ONLY Nawnii

"Hey, I just found this cool artist- and their oc is named Watermelon Cat!"

"Oh wow.. I hope she gets more followers, like her art is so cartoony!"
Watermelon Cat's senpai is Nawnii, and only Nawnii. If anyone bothers her, then I WILL know where you live!

by Katflake September 24, 2020

Cat fight

Kyle and Sky when a political opinion is shared

Memes and screenies is a constant cat fight

by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020