Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.

"Man, John is such a dick doctor"

by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

by FancyDancy October 17, 2010

small dick

someone with a very small penis.

the contents of dans pants is a small dick.

by Small Dick 20 January 7, 2009

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises

My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.

by cerntflerps December 30, 2011

Dick Dentist

sexual term for ejaculating inside a girls mouth and using your dick as a toothbrush, and using your pubes as floss.

"That dick dentist he did was sooooooo gross"

by nononononoyes March 22, 2010

Dick Sheath

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.

"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"

by JamesJames July 19, 2004