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6.0 John

6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !
by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024
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John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3
by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020
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John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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Long John

I gave her my long john
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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John Among

An adjective for a person who is a fantastic detective
Luke: You are so John Among
Nolan: I know, he found it out so fast
by Evachado December 12, 2025
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John

A man who pays for sex is a "John"
That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.
by Nugtron August 30, 2021
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Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
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