one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 3, 2014

one-shade

A white guy who acts like he is black, wishes he was black, too. Also has skin that is of darker ilk.

That dude acts so black he is one-shade from being a nigger.

by White Power mike January 28, 2014

One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

One Year Stand

When you're in a shitty relationship and the only good thing is the sex.

Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?

by EuphoricDisaster July 21, 2015

onesome

What you do when you're on your lonesome.

Finally alone with my favorite person we decided to have a onesome.

by MockTurtle November 14, 2016

Oneshot

Often used on the app Wattpad, a oneshot is a short story often crammed into one or two chapters.

Since I had to leave for the store in 5 minutes, I only had enough time to read a oneshot.

by Avid Explorer August 1, 2018

One eyed mask

When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.

Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.

by DoctorSparky October 3, 2018