by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009
Get the squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german mug.A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.
WARNING:
-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase
Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.
WARNING:
-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase
Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!
by TentCrew August 9, 2010
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A sad emo bitch that makes sad songs and makes every 13 y o emo girl contemplate their life and makes everyone end up being emo and hating their parents or some shit
by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 1, 2019
Get the Billie EyeLash mug.Avoiding eye contact, and thus further confrontation, of a guy or girl you hooked up with previously as you have no intentions of carrying a relationship out or communicating with him or her.
Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"
Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"
Q: Isn't that the girl you hooked up with last night?
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...
by Aphetor November 27, 2010
Get the Eyedive mug.Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
by jubberz September 25, 2010
Get the Crab Eyes mug.when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
by Mckaytrio January 29, 2008
Get the one eyed pirate mug.when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.
Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.
by Christopher J. D. April 1, 2009
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