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squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."
by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009
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You have no eyes

A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.

WARNING:

-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase

Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!
Steve: You're so fat!
Fat guy in denial: Well... You have no eyes!
Steve: Ouch...
by TentCrew August 9, 2010
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Billie EyeLash

A sad emo bitch that makes sad songs and makes every 13 y o emo girl contemplate their life and makes everyone end up being emo and hating their parents or some shit
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Eyedive

Avoiding eye contact, and thus further confrontation, of a guy or girl you hooked up with previously as you have no intentions of carrying a relationship out or communicating with him or her.

Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"
Q: Isn't that the girl you hooked up with last night?
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...
by Aphetor November 27, 2010
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Crab Eyes

Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.

Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.

Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
by jubberz September 25, 2010
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one eyed pirate

when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.
by Mckaytrio January 29, 2008
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Weed eyes

when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.
Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.
by Christopher J. D. April 1, 2009
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