Blue

an imaginary charge to an unsuspecting consumer

that customer paid way too much blue for that laundry

by myheartisbroken January 23, 2019

Blue Snorkel

When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.

Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!

by SunShine39 January 24, 2019

Blue

The color of:

- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches

Mike: The only car I can afford is, bluer than a smurfs balls after doing 9 rocks and getting dissed by a bus full of basic bitches. I hate it.
Me: I'm so sorry

by Rathmagar January 25, 2019

Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.

hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.

by Kayin5lifebish January 27, 2019

blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018

Blue Behemoth

A kind of person who thinks it's cool to flirt with girls with an opening such as "M'lady" and lie that he's actually not as tall as he is in his real life. Originated in /r/formula1 chats.

Sometimes is referred to as "Blue fuck" or "Blue guy"

- I met Chloe Stroll yesterday. I greeted her m'lady from my Mercedes C63 AMG and she said she's a Lewis Hamilton fan
- Gosh, you're such a fucking Blue Behemoth

by not_so_simple_now_eeh September 5, 2018

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

by Professor25 September 17, 2018